December 2009
71 posts
If you say "beer can" with a British accent,
jacinthebox:
dandeliondeathstar:
you’re also saying “bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
Go figure.
Holy shit.
http://baconorbeercan.com/
This is the town where I was born...
“Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough! It isn’t fit for humans now, There isn’t grass to graze a cow. Swarm over, Death!
Come, bombs and blow to smithereens Those air -conditioned, bright canteens, Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans, Tinned minds, tinned breath.
Mess up the mess they call a town- A house for ninety-seven down And once a week a half a...
This is what it's all about
Walking the dog through the fields in the miserable English countryside wearing Wellies and a massive jumper in the pitch black, lit only by the sheet lightning in the sky and a little LED torch, listening to A Silver Mt. Zion with -20db isolating headphones.
It’s like the apocalypse already came.
Home for Christmas
I find that whenever I go home and see my family that I’m not me any more. Somehow I revert to the me that I was when I lived with them, and I really don’t like that person. I was (even more) depressed, extremely anti-social, uninspired by anything legitimate, and quite unloving generally. I find that I totally resent my family for this, and I really don’t want to be around them...
“I loathe the expression “What makes him tick?”. It is the American...”
– James Thurber
A party invitation and the death of optimism
Me: I literally can’t wait!
Shane: Really? I don’t like to get excited about stuff like that, just in case it’s shit. That way it’s better if it’s good!
Me: I became an optimist remember?
Shane: Oh yeah, how’s that going?
Me: So far there’s been a lot more disappointment… not much else is different. Man optimism sucks.
I guess I have some strange sort of humour...
People always explain the jokes I make back to me after I’ve said them, like I didn’t know I was making a joke…?
It’s really irritating. I’m clearly a comedy genius that nobody gets.
Dirty Leaves - The Bronx
Chewing gum in the shower feels WRONG
In Our Talons - Bowerbirds
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I listen to this...
“Today, I asked a little girl I was babysitting what her favorite color was so I...”
– (via maybeimametaphor)
The Happiest Place on Earth - Desaparecidos
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Today...
…I rode my bike for 6 hours in the (literally) freezing weather, on a completely empty stomach, after getting approximately ZERO sleep last night.
Today was friggin’ AWESOME!
✍ My life plan: Age 8
“i hope that when i am big i will have some friends and they will make me happy. we will live in a big treehouse in the woods on the hill and we will ride bicycles and climb trees all day long and when the sun goes down we will play songs together with our instruments. at night time we will all sleep together in the tree and we will tell stories and draw pictures. the best songs and stories...
The Gulag Orkestar - Beirut
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They call it...
“If you want to be happy for a short time. Get drunk.
Happy for a long time....”
– (via twodayslater)
Got some new black jeans yesterday.
I decided that I’d wear them in for a couple of months before washing them…
Today I got Oreo creme on them in class, and I just spilled hot wax all over the leg.
Fail.
You know that guy that's trying real hard to be...
That’s me, it seems. Fucking great. Nice job Richard.